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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 22:35 
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1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations
number one health problem.


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2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

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3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

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4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete

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5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.

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6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

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7. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
8. There would be a cure for stretch marks.


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9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

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10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.


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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 19:24 
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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 09:36 
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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 09:56 
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i lolled lots :mrgreen:



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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
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lol

Removed link cause it's annoying as hell /Buckie (<3)

Giv link back!! /Phoenix

and I was just wondering why no one replied on my joke! /Tink

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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 08:23 
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lol

Removed link cause it's annoying as hell /Buckie (<3)

Giv link back!! /Phoenix

and I was just wondering why no one replied on my joke! /Tink

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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:10 
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Haha, nice joke Ali!!



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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
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Raven wrote:
lol

Removed link cause it's annoying as hell /Buckie (<3)

Giv link back!! /Phoenix

and I was just wondering why no one replied on my joke! /Tink

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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 15:06 
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this is so funny :) LMAO about of this :D



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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:12 
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hehe interesting pic :P


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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 
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the diagonal sides are different. the highest one has a curve towards the other lines and the lowest has a curve away from the other lines. if you get what i mean with it


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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:47 
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hehe interesting pic :P


Dont see the problem ?

Change red and blue put orange back on the green and you have found you're missing part .
Or should I say there was no missing part at all ?



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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:23 
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Its a simple optical illusion - the grid in the background isn't square.

The pieces on the bottom are slightly narrower to create room for the 'missing piece' but the grid tricks you into thinking they're not.



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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 13:07 
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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 22:35 
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uhm yeah its an optical illusion indeed :-) But it took me quite some time to find out whére they fucked it up :P As far as I'm been able to figure out the background grid is quite straight, but the diagonal lines are tampered with. In the first picture it's slightly curved downward, and in the second slightly upward...



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 Post subject: Re: The Joke Thread :D
PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 23:03 
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Ridder wrote:
uhm yeah its an optical illusion indeed :-) But it took me quite some time to find out whére they fucked it up :P As far as I'm been able to figure out the background grid is quite straight, but the diagonal lines are tampered with. In the first picture it's slightly curved downward, and in the second slightly upward...

Actually, it's because the angles of the red triangle and the blue triangle are not the same. ;)
But you're right, the grid is straight. ;)



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